October 2011
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Oct 30th
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September 2011
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Sep 4th
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July 2010
3 posts
Jul 31st
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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June 2010
2 posts
1 tag
Jun 30th
771 notes
“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”
– Samuel Beckett, Worstword Ho, via this business
Jun 7th
May 2010
5 posts
tv programming made easy →
SENIOR: Fuck it. Law and Order. Special Victims Unit. There’s your Friday. JUNIOR: Which timeslot? SENIOR: Timeslot nothing. Friday. JUNIOR: All day? SENIOR: All. Day. JUNIOR: Jesus.
May 15th
1 note
“ass backwards”: 117,000 Google hits “assbackwards”: 84,100 “back asswards”: 62,100 “backasswards”: 517,000 “bass ackwards”: 101,000 “bassackwards”: 186,000
May 5th
ListenWe Can Get Together - The Hold Steady
May 5th
May 2nd
Unification Church will put Washington Times up... →
lol
May 1st
April 2010
4 posts
Oh My God Guys I Can't Believe Senior Year Is... →
Apr 27th
1 note
“I want to squeeze your thighs I want to kiss your eyelids And corrupt your...”
– of Montreal, Gallery Piece
Apr 21st
Apr 11th
2,448 notes
Apr 7th
March 2010
3 posts
AskMeFi: Did a squirrel deliberately pee on me? →
Mar 17th
Mar 17th
WatchWatch
Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport: “They keep calling me ‘S.’”
Mar 16th
November 2009
2 posts
Mags: OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
Mags: there is a bathroom at CMU that has FIVE out of FIVE automatic things
Mags: the fifth being AUTOMATIC TOILET PAPER
Evan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Evan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mags: DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?????
Evan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Evan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nov 24th
Nov 22nd
“Writing for me always requires trickery. Tricking myself into sitting down,...”
– John Hodgman
Nov 4th
August 2008
1 post
“The ancient Greeks got themselves oiled up to wrestle for a good reason: to...”
– Joel Stein
Aug 23rd
July 2008
1 post
“I wish many guns. Floating around me. Controlled by murder thoughts.”
– Transmetropolitan
Jul 14th
June 2008
2 posts
“It’s a terrible world, and modern parents are trying to cocoon their kids as...”
– Alfred Kahn, chairman of 4kids Entertainment, in The New York Times
Jun 13th
“Man the food-gatherer reappears incongruously as an information-gatherer. In...”
– Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media
Jun 5th
May 2008
4 posts
“People tend to stick to their own size group because it’s easier on the...”
– Miranda July, “The Shared Patio”
May 20th
“And we who were born in one millennium and will die in the next are slightly...”
– Dan Bern, “Thanksgiving Day Parade”
May 4th
May 2nd
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May 2nd
April 2008
5 posts
“I wish that I could turn back time/Cause now the guilt is all mine/Can’t...”
– “Komm, susser Tod”, End of Evangelion OST
Apr 24th
“A machine the size of a marmot, rather than of a moose, can be installed in the...”
– Nick Paumgarten on machineroomless elevators
Apr 15th
“If the intermittent wiping feature is working in the K Car, then virtual real...”
– Chris Bachelder, Lessons in Virtual Tour Photography
Apr 8th
“I hate you, Edgar Dijkstra!”
– why the lucky stiff
Apr 4th
“…we all spend moments and years counting ourselves wise in the spending of...”
– William T. Vollman, Europe Central
Apr 2nd
March 2008
4 posts
“All you need for a good movie are tornadoes and scientists. Actually,...”
– Randall Munroe
Mar 29th
“…it’s like you’ve been on the brink of starvation at every...”
– mblase on love at e2
Mar 27th
“Anything you say can and will be used against you…in a court of Robocop.”
– Jack Black in Be Kind, Rewind
Mar 19th
“My wang was all I really had that I could call my own.”
– Phillip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint
Mar 18th
November 2007
1 post
“The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are...”
– Raymond Chandler, “The Simple Art of Murder”
Nov 1st
April 2007
6 posts
Survival Tip #2
Coca-Cola and a Cinnabon is the most nourishing breakfast available.
Apr 25th
Bad luck
It seems like whenever I get interested in a band, I have just missed their DC area tour stop.
Apr 17th
Survival Tip #1
If you are wandering the desert and you anticipate having to drink your own urine, start early. It will contain less urea while you are still hydrated.
Apr 16th
“We pray for one last landing On the globe that gave us birth Let us rest our...”
– Rhysling
Apr 16th
“At present I do not feel that I have seen more than the fringe of poverty. Still...”
– George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London
Apr 8th
“In January 2007, carousel operator John Cameron Spiggle was awarded the...”
– Schenley Park Possibly the best thing ever written in Wikipedia.
Apr 6th
March 2007
7 posts
“Caution: Please stay off my landing port I’m not the tourist killing...”
– A sign in Arrested Development’s Wee Britain
Mar 24th
“Under-promise, over-deliver.”
Mar 21st
“Suppose that this particular person had whispered to his next-door neighbor,...”
– Justice Stephen Breyer
Mar 20th
“APIs are the singularity.”
– Merlin Mann on MBW
Mar 8th